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"Good & Not So Good Advice From Our Moms (UK)"

Author : Debbie Jenkins
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"Good & Not So Good Advice From Our Moms (UK)"

- by "Dangerous" Debbie Jenkins

(c) Debbie Jenkins. All Rights Reserved.
http://www.BookShaker.com

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Our moms were always full of good advice when we were growing up
and they had to put up with a lot of crap (quite literally) from
us... So don't forget to thank your mom for all her good advice
this Mother's Day!

Why not give her a call?

Forward this article to 3 or more of your friends to remind them
just how much their moms taught them too.

Together we can make Mother's Day really special and bring a
smile to people's faces.

When We Were Littl'uns...
--------------------------------------- * Of course it stung you
- wasps don't like to be stroked. * No, her face isn't melting.
Those are called wrinkles. * Don't hit your brother while he's
sleeping! * Take that crayon out of your sister's ear! * No, the
man doesn't have a baby in his belly. * Put that down! You don't
know where it's been! * Where are your clothes? * Humans don't
eat cat food * Take your feet out of your mouth * Please don't
blow in the dogs ear * No your sleeve isn't a hanky * Don't put
that in your mouth, you don't know where it's been * Stop trying
to ride the dog, he doesn't want to play

As We Got Older... -------------------------------------- *
Close your mouth when you're eating * Stop pulling faces - if
the wind changes you'll stick like it! * Keep laughing and I'll
give you something to cry about * Stop picking, it'll go septic.
* What if your friend jumped off a cliff? Would you do that too?
* Money doesn't grow on trees. * Somebody's going to end up
crying. * You're going to have somebody's eye out with that! *
Eat those carrots, they're good for your eyes. You don't see
rabbits wearing glasses, do you? * I'm going to give you until
the count of three. * Wash behind your ears or you'll have
potatoes growing there. * If you can't say something nice, don't
say anything at all. * Don't come running to me when you break
both your legs! * Don't run with a lollipop in your mouth. *
Don't sit too close to the television, it'll turn your eyes
square. * I don't CARE if all the other kids are doing it,
you're not doing it * Less said, sooner mended

In Our "Terrible" Teens...
-------------------------------------- * Why? Because I said so
that's why! * I would have never talked to MY mother like that!
* Look at me when I'm talking to you. * I wasn't born yesterday
you know. * After all I've done for you, and this is the thanks
I get? * You'd better wipe that smile off your face before I do!
* Don't look at me in that tone of voice! * You can't find it?
Well, where did you leave it last? * I'm not here just for your
entertainment. * If you opened your eyes as wide as your mouth,
you'd be able to find it! * I don't embarrass you, do I? * As
long as you live under my roof, you'll do as I say. * I'm not
just talking to hear my own voice. * How can you sleep in an
unmade bed?

Now we're older... We find ourselves sometimes too busy to enjoy
the time we used to have with our moms. If you can get to see
her do it. If not be sure to phone! Maybe buy her a gift... If
your mom is no longer with you, I hope this brings some fun
memories.

Send this article to 3 or more friends, bring a smile to their
face and remind them to thank their mom... this UK Mother's Day
- Sunday March 6th.

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